In many ways, New Orleans is a reflection of the intriguing artists, talented chefs, and brilliant musicians who flock to its famous streets. Some just pass through; some set up shop and stay long enough to call it home. The melting pot of personalities mix and mingle and put their mark on a city steeped in long-standing traditions.
Painter and pop artist Ashley Longshore is one of these characters. She's been in town for a while now, and she's certainly making her mark. Not only in New Orleans, but around the world. Known for her humorous depictions of fashion figures like Kate Moss dressed as a nun and Audrey Hepburn festooned in a bouquet of orchids, she's one of the city's best eccentrics, and a super talented artist, too. An impromptu stop at her gallery and a peek in the back of her studio had us hooked. We want to live her version of the Big Easy, and she was kind enough to share a play-by-play of her best wild and crazy day in New Orleans.
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's gorgeous, handmade oyster plates make excellent gifts or keepsakes. You can pick them up at (4843 Magazine St.; +1-504-899-4843).
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